David Ignatius is different from the rest of us. He
is the Headmaster of the Village Idiot Academy.

What if tomorrow you were to learn that you
will die unless you agree to become one of
David Ignatius' chums? How long do you
suppose it would take you to start writing
your Goodbye Cruel World Address?

Gasbag Barrier Fails in Washington, D. C.;

City Asphyxiated by Ignatian Effluvia

"You didn't ask for my opinion, but I'll give it to you anyway.

We dragonflies would rather eat mosquitoes than read what

David Ignatius has to say in The Washington Post."