Dave Letterman Commits Harakiri for Telling
Bad Jokes; Sarah Palin Still Not Satisfied

Dave Letterman Inducted into National Organization for
Women's 'Media Hall of Shame', Rightists' Heads Explode

Dave Letterman Disses Sarah Palin,
Rivals Rush Limbaugh as the Most
'Thuglike Misogynist Creep' in Town

Looking back on the night he announced his presidential

candidacy on the David Letterman Show, John McCain said,

"I screwed up. What can I say? What can I say?"

David Letterman had said, "Being rich and famous is a dirty job,

but somebody has to do it." And Oprah had responded, "So why

not us?" That's when they took another hit of laughter, which

is reputed to be the best medicine.

"Congratulations, Senator!  Your announcement on the 
Late Show has just been added to the 'Top Ten Reasons 
to Go to Bed Early'."