Texas Governor Fiddles While Texas Schoolchildren Die

America Fiddles as Trump Burns

Nero fiddled while Rome burned but Trump has a 

tin ear so he plays golf.

Rome Burning, Nero's Fiddle in Quarantine

Supreme Leader Likes to Fiddle Around

Why is it so satisfying to learn that millions of

 Trumpniks were played like a cheap fiddle by 

Commie propagandists during the 2016 election?

"Screw my 'Inner Housewife'! I was born

to play the fiddle like Allie Kral!"

Like her wicked Uncle Ernie, all she wanted to do

was fiddle about.