Stop laughing at the way Donald Kagan looks!
You'd look the same way if you were a
neoconservative and your children were
named Frederick, Robert, and Kimberly.

Take one look at Frederick Kagan, the man President Bush

credits with persuading him to send more troops into Iraq,

and you realize that if Helen of Troy's face launched a

thousand ships, this dweeb's face would sink them.