George Pataki is so nondescript that if his identity 

were stolen, no one would notice.

George Pataki, Tim Pawlenty's Stunt Double, 

Dives into GOP Presidential Pool

Now that Tim Pawlenty's seat is empty in the GOP

Game of Musical Chairs, former New York governor

George Pataki is said to be giving serious consid-

eration to filling it.  Asked why he might run as

'Elmer Pataki', he explained that 'George Pataki'

is widely perceived to be a RINO and doesn't stand

 a chance of winning the nomination.