If you don't get the joke, you can look it up on your 

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Was he among the five percent of the people who think, 

or was he among the ten percent of the people who 

think they think?

Thomas Watson Is With Us Always

J. Bruce Harreld Sez:  "Hey, you hire a former senior

IBM vice president to be the president of the University

of Iowa and he'll say stupid things."