James Taranto is one of those lucky males whose

sexuality will never be in danger of being

criminalized.

James Taranto says he's willing to die to save any girl who is

 worth the sacrifice.  Not necessarily this one, however.

Taranto the Unseemly

World's Worst Yobs #95
James Taranto

Embedded in this photograph are several clues you

can use to determine which political party James

Taranto belongs to. Can you find them?

"Suppose that a columnist or cartoonist is so innocent

of racial prejudice that he has never even thought to

make a connection between black people and lower

primates? " Who, you ask, would dare to advance

such a supposition in the name of the Wall Street

Journal, News Corp., and Rupert Murdoch? None

other than James Taranto, whose tubular grin you

see here.