World's Worst Yobs #400

Jeff Greenfield

"I know what Jeff Greenfield said. But it's only when

Barack Obama wears a coat without a tie that the

President of Iran comes to mind."

Jeff Greenfield strongly denies his parents were so

poor they couldn't afford to give him a middle name.

He says his birth name, bestowed upon him when he

was born on June 10, 1943, is Jeff Mutt Greenfield.

"My father was very fond of the Bud Fisher Mutt & Jeff

comic strip," Greenfield says. "But he always favored the

little guy, so that's why my first name is Jeff and my

middle name is Mutt."

When Jeff Greenfield was born, his parents were so

poor they couldn't afford to give him a middle name.

That's why he is envious of people, like Barack

Hussein Obama, who have one.

"In the case of Obama, he may be walking around with

a sartorial time bomb. Ask yourself: Is there any other

major public figure who dresses the way he does? Why, yes.

Me, Jeff Greenfield. I have skipped through enough copies of

GQ to find the jacket-and-no-tie look agreeable. And maybe

that's not the comparison a possible presidential contender

really wants to evoke."