The Unexpurgated Bible #117

"And when Lee Bright had cried with a loud voice, he said, 

'Father, into thy hands I commend my spirit': and having

said thus, gave up the ghost."

Lee Bright Sez:  "School teachers should be

 able to carry machine guns to class to protect

 themselves from students with machine guns."

Oxymorons for Our Time #156

Lee Bright

Lee Bright, Republican state represenative

from South Carolina, owes over $67,000 in

back taxes to the Palmetto State's department

 of revenue.  So he has decided to change his

name to 'Les Bright', in a last-ditch attempt

to throw the revenooers off his scent.

Fearguth's Hall of Wackos #272

Lee Bright