Adam and Eve Decide to Get In on the Action

C'mon, Kellyanne, everybody knows you're a

shoeshiner, not a maid.

Bad Spellers of the World, UNTIE! #117

The median cost of a house in America today is $220,000.

Even if you could afford to purchase a house at the median

price, you would likely have to take out a 30-year mortgage

to pay for it. By contrast, John and Cindy McCain's budget

for butlers, maids, gardeners, etc., to service and maintain

their many houses is $270,000. That's $50,000 more than

what 50% of America's homeowners pay for their houses.

And remember: the McCain's pay this amount annually.