Omphaloskeptic Just Outside the U. S. Naval Observatory

If you press the belly button of the Ann Coulter Action 

Figure, it will not say, "Mommy, I have to go potty!"  

Sorry!

It didn't take long before everyone in the world with

an Internet connection was tweeting on Twitter.

Which meant that no one had time to read what all

the other people on Twitter were tweeting because

they only had time to tweet. That's when Twitter

changed its name to Planet Omphaloskepsis.

South Korean Protester Arrested for

Uncovering Unsightly Bellybutton

Navel of the American Universe

You are gazing at the Kaaba in the Grand Mosque

in Mecca, the navel of the universe. Another word

for 'navel-gazing' is 'omphaloskepsis'. Both terms

are used to describe an aid to meditation.

Are you ready?

"Aum."