Metaphor Mixology #10

“The media-intelligence community pipeline is a swamp 

that needs to be drained."

"Mr. Hinderaker, how long do you think it will be before

Faegre & Benson mirengoffs you?"

"Paul, an insider at Akin Gump tells us that you're now referred

to by your fellow partners as 'Morongoof'.  Would you care to

comment on that?"

Ghastly Monsters and Blond Giants #50

Paul Mirengoff and John Hinderaker

"I've noticed," writes Andy McCarthy, "that Paul Mirengoff
frequently forgoes the necktie — lately, even in public
appearances. That reminded me — I have no idea why — that
the Iranian regime has shunned the necktie ever since
Khomeini pronounced it a symbol of Western decadence."

When the word came down that Paul Krugman had been

awarded the Nobel Prize in Economics, Power Line

experienced a series of rolling blackouts.

Deacon, Big Trunk, and Hindrocket Waiting

to Have a Beer with Hillary

Q: What do you get when you put Charmaine Yoest between

Scott Johnson and Paul Mirengoff?

A: A Turkey Jerky Sandwich.

Paul Mirengoff is something of a sex

symbol for women on the right side of the

blogosphere, like Aunt Pamela, KLo, and Libidus

Woman. Privately, they affectionately refer to

him as Studley Do-Right. Can you imagine the terms

of endearment they use for The Hindrocketeer and

Elephant Man, the other hunks at Power Line?

Over at Power Line, Paul Mirengoff is threatening

to loose these Dogs of War on Iran.