Elizabeth Lauten has apologized to Sasha and Malia, but 

she hasn't yet apologized to Barack and Michelle for 

saying they "don't respect their positions very much, 

or the nation for that matter."  And while she's at it,

 perhaps she should apologize for being such a

 dumb blonde.

"Yes, Sasha and Malia, I was re-elected because I gave

gifts to the poor, to women, to gays, to blacks, to the young,

and to Latinos.  But I saved the best gift for last: I'm going

to give the bird to Mitt Romney." 

"Why is it always a white turkey that

gets pardoned?" Sasha wondered.