Bernice's Cat Bobbed Her Hair, Too

When you look at Scott Fitzgerald, the Republican leader of

the Wisconsin State Senate, you're made to wonder:  does

the sun ever shine in Wisconsin?  Seriously, have you ever

seen someone who better brings to mind the old Coppertone

slogan, 'Don't Be a Paleface!'?

"I think you've confused me with another Scott Fitzgerald.

He was the one who reportedly said, 'The very rich are

different from you and me' to which someone replied,

 'Yes, they have more money'. What I said was, 'Before

you can become a teacher in Wisconsin, you should take

a vow of poverty' to which someone replied, 'Before or

after crushing Jay Nordlinger's nuts?'"