"WOLFOWITZ AND GAL PAL SPLIT UP" screams the New

York Post headline. Now that Shaha has given Paul the

old heave-ho, maybe he will attempt to rekindle an old

flame, Claire Selgin, the mother of his three children and

an expert on Indonesian anthropology.

“If they f*ck with me or Shaha," Paul thought, "I have

enough on them to f*ck them too, right in the asterisk!”

The Wolfowitz-Riza Amphibious Model

of International Banking and Finance

Paul Wolfowitz and Shaha Riza can't decide

which they enjoy more: sleeping with each other

or democratizing the Middle East.