Now that Fred Thompson is out of the race, Professor Bainbridge

is debating with himself whether he will be willing to throw his

weight--which is considerable--behind any of the remaining

Republican candidates. Chances are good right now that both

sides in this debate will lose.

UCLA law professor Stephen Bainbridge is alarmed that

"Private School Pinkos" infest the Hilltop Children's Center

in Seattle. With a total of 70 students enrolled, this private

elementary school obviously poses a threat to capitalism and the

free enterprise system so serious as to justify a college professor

taking time out from his teaching duties to write about it.