Joe and Tom, the Groveling Twins

Senior Bush Administration officials never
worried about the Secretary of Homeland
Security, because his 'threat level' was
always Yellow.

Tom Ridge Confirms What Many Knew
Long Ago

"I think that the pro-life position is one of the important
aspects or fundamentals of the Republican Party. That's
why I'm seriously considering Tom Ridge, who is a great
leader and happens to be pro-choice, as my running mate.
This is not a flip-flop. This is a triple reverse inward
somersault with a full twist in the pike position."