"You did good, Poppy, when you endorsed Tommy

 Thompson for the Senate.  Tammy Baldwin is a 

real liberal bitch, even worse than Al Franken!"

"I said employers should be allowed to fire workers for

being gay because (1) the battery in my hearing aid was

dead, (2) my bladder was about to bust, and (3) I was

suffering from bronchitis and the flu. I'm Tommy Thompson,

and I approve of these excuses."