"Yes, President Fox, I'm afraid of horses. But at least

I'm not afraid of fat-tire bikes, like you are."

Vicente Fox, the former President of Mexico, says that despite

George Bush's cowboy image, he is actually scared of horses.

That's why there are no horses on Bush's Crawford ranch and

no pictures of him sitting astride one of those noble beasts.

Vicente Fox, the former president of Mexico, says that 
President Bush was once "the cockiest guy I have ever 
met in my life. Now he's just another capón."

Those wacky Minutemen! They must have a whole flock

of gag writers and banner makers working for them.

Vicente Fox, the President of Mexico, was apparently

caught off guard when someone suggested that, with

his government's decision to legalize the possession

of small quantities of dope, the tide of illegal

immigration might be reversed and Americans

would soon wash him into the Gulf of California.

When he discovered somebody had put Krazy Glue in

his chair, Mexico's President Vicente Fox was not amused.

Fox, Bush, and Harper begin their long climb up

the Food Pyramid.