There are four law professors in the United States who 

should be laughed off the North American continent:  

Glenn Reynolds, Ann Althouse, William Jacobson, 

and John Yoo.  But, due to the longstanding tradi-

tion of Systematic Moronization, they haven't been.

Following Sarah Palin's announcement,

Professor Jacobson said:  "If you want

 to know how disgusting our own party is,

and what types of creeps have influence,

witness Erick Erickson. At a moment he

could have shown himself to be a mensch

 he showed himself to be a schmuck!"

Axis of Legal Weebles:  Glenn Reynolds,

Ann Althouse, and William Jacobson

Oxymorons for Our Time #80

Legal Insurrection

"It's not when you sneak up behind me that scares
me shitless. It's when you say, 'William Jacobson
is a Professor of Law at Cornell.'"

Fearguth's Hall of Wackos #40
William A. Jacobson