This is a Tamil Tiger.

He lives in Sri Lanka.

Look at his long, sharp claws.

Employees of the Palestinian Authority tried singing for their supper.

But even that didn't work.

Do you remember when you played dress-up as a child?

Well, little Charlie never grew up.

Being the Queen of England must be a

pretty grim business.

If Ronald Reagan were alive today, do you think

he would say, "Mr. Bush, tear down this wall!"?

On Wednesday, Treasury Secretary John Snow dismissed as

'a lot of fiction' all the trial balloons released by the Bush

Administration about his imminent resignation.

When the Creator of the Universe is finally brought

to justice, he will be convicted on the strength of a

single piece of evidence: this picture of a Palestinian

boy with 'I Am Under Siege' inscribed on his chest.

"Ay caramba!" the Attorney General thought. "This new

Dell 30" Wide Aspect Flat Panel LCD Monitor makes

JLo's tits look HUGE!"

"Folks, I told Kenny that wearing an eleven-gallon

hat would make him look like a nimrod. But, like they

say, you can take the boy out of the country, but you

can't take the country out of the boy."

Dog Owner Tip #45

If your Chow Chow starts looking and acting like a honeybee,

you need to find a very, very big hive.

Nobody was fooled when this Chilean tried to illegally enter the

U. S. disguised as Al Jolson.

In an attempt to shore up support among aging

Howdy Doody Show fans, Senator Lieberman

decided to reprise his old Clarabell schtick.

"I think it would be a horribly over-expensive and very

difficult way to manage this problem," DHS Secretary

Michael Chertoff said last December. He was obviously

reading the old script about using the National Guard

to deal with illegal immigration.

Old Egyptian Protests Against Tooth Decay

In the U. S., you talk to the hand. In a Baghdad

courtroom, the hand talks to you.

This graduate defied anybody to say she wasn't in

favor of dental hygiene and regular professional care.

When Donald Rumsfeld grins and bares his teeth,

you know that somebody is about to be bitten.

The little boy wasn't afraid of Mao Zedong anymore.

He knew it was only a picture.

President Bush was most annoyed that Prime Minister

Howard was getting 71% of the laughs.

Skeletor had just about reached the conclusion that

he needed a hearing aid.