Louisiana GOPer Mike Johnson Sez:  “I couldn’t get to the 

remote fast enough to shield my 11-year-old from Little Demon."

Everybody knows Middle-Earth is an all-white exurb.

Tales from the Crypto

Uncle Fester had no idea it was National Waffle Day.

Unreliable Source

Not since Iron Fist had there been such an 

'in your face' superhero.

Recently-Declassified Photograph #56

“Classified documents relating to nuclear weapons 

were among the items FBI agents sought in a search 

of former president Donald Trump’s Florida residence.”

Enraged Wacky Racers Gather Into Convoy Outside 

Mar-a-Lago After FBI Search

Rick Scott So White He's Indistinguishable 

from Your Typical Limestone Column

In The Guiding Light, a fictional minister (Donald Trump) 

gives solace to one of his parishioners (Kari Lake).

Some believe J. Michael Davisson (R-IN)

was a stunt double for Space Ghost.

Shark Week ends today.  Tempus fugit, and so does the

Shark Week Blimp.

Sean Hannity has claimed 43 times on TV and 48 times on radio

 that Trump  ordered thousands of National Guard troops to 

secure the Capitol before January 6, 2021.  Trump's Secretary 

of Defense Chris Miller says, “I was never given any direction 

or order or knew of any plans of that nature.  There was 

no direct—there was no order from the President.”

Even his enemies agree that Matt Gaetz does a

spot-on Max Headroom impression.

Maybe the author of Hillbilly Elegy is out 

Hillbilly Handfishin'.

We live in a time when people are picking and choosing 

which Bedrock principles they will choose to follow.

A Game Designed for Those Who Can't Remember January 6

Something odd was happening and he dare not fall asleep.

Thank God, Rootie Kazootie is not becoming

more 'elite', like all those snooty libtards and

moonbats.

Think of  Trump's latest grift as Antiques Roadshow for Suckers.