Before his trial started on Tuesday, I. Lewis Libby met with

Dick Cheney one last time. He wanted to make sure their

stories were in sync. "Mr. Vice President," he snarled,

"my memory is so faulty I can't remember what the 'I.'

stands for in my name." "It's the abbreviation for 'Idiot',"

Dick growled. "That's why everyone calls you Scooter.

But remember that you don't remember that either."