Friday, October 10, 2008

What if you found out you had been predestined by God to be
the NBC test pattern for WNBT in New York? Well, that's
what Tucker Bounds, a spokesman for John McCain, found
out today. This may sound like bad news for Tucker, but it
 could have been much worse. He could have been pre-
destined to remain the puckered asshole that he
already is.

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