Nice Ass

Trump Sez:  "JD Vance is kissing my ass he wants 

my support so much!"

Suddenly, Alex Jones, the Texas Turd, realized his ass

was in a sling.

"Neighbor, when was the last time you had a big, thick, 

steaming bowl of Fish Assholes?  Well, that's too long!"

Trump Sez:  “Fox News plays right into the hands of the

 enemy. It’s amazing.  I’m sure Bill Maher laughs like hell

 at how stupid they are. They’re kissing the ass of the enemy, 

and in that case, his ass is not particularly pretty!”

If Barry Loudermilk didn't realize his Insurrection Tour

 guests on January 5, 2021 were casing the joint, he 

had his head up his ass and his ass under his arm.

A Callipygian Delight!

Welcome to Florida, the Sue DeSantis's Ass Off State

Replacement Theory Do-It-Yourself Proctologists

Not even being the world's richest man makes you 

immune to ass-kissing.

When he heard Marjorie Taylor Greene say, "Karl Rove can go 

kiss my ass," the Incredible Licking Man kicked into high gear.

Georgia GOPers Dragging Ass

"What doesn't fit in your ass and doesn't buzz?" 

"I don't know."

"A Russian-made ass-buzzer."

Gaslighting is understandable, but asslighting?

Ben Sasse Sez:  “I think we should recognize that the

 jackassery we often see around here is partly because of 

people mugging for short-term camera opportunities.”

Who kisses Trump's ass better:  Josh Mandel, J. D. Vance,

or Mike Gibbons?

Two Pimples on the Ass of Planet Earth

There are two fat asses in this picture.  Can you tell which

one is the Governor of West Virginia?

Dan Bongino wants you to know assholes

need love, too.

The Lady in Red