Monday, April 13, 2009

First it was General Patton saying, "We are going to go
through Hitler like crap through a goose!" Then it was
acoustic guitar virtuoso Leo Kottke saying that his voice
sounded like "geese farts on a muggy day." No doubt
about it, the time had come to change the rather
negative 'Excremental Vision' of geese so prevalent
in the popular mind. So these fine feathered friends
agreed to hire a lobbyist who, in no time flat, had
altered the public perception of geese to the much
more positive '
Pâté de Foie Gras Vision'.


Betsy said...

How about the Ohmygod the goose is after us again, RUN version, known by anybody who has ever been around the suckers!

Fearguth said...

And turkey gobblers, Betsy! Don't forget the turkey gobblers!

Betsy said...

Palin can save us from those, worry not!