Waiting for the Wilhelm Scream

Mastriano Puts the Pedal to the Metal

When you watch Percy Helton do his thing in Wicked Woman,

you are reminded that the year 1954 was long, long ago.

So long as people believed in the Wizard of Oz, it was 

called 'the Rule of Law'.  Now that they have seen

it is really only Oscar Diggs behind the curtain, 

 it is called 'Might Makes Right'.

Five Element Pizza Ninja's Night Off

The Day He Met a Conehead on the Street

Mouthy Challenge 2022:

Lauren Boebert Vs. Lawnmower Man

Imagine being the Kraken's dental hygienist.

Judge Rips Oath Keeper Stewart Rhodes for Making 

'Bewildering Arguments'

In his titillating discussion of My Son Hunter, Tucker

Carlson neglected to point out that M&Ms melt in

your mouth, not on your wang.

The Hand of Dr. No

Trump Ordered a Nuclear Reactor on the Moon

 in His Final Days in Washington

Some of the documents recovered during the raid 

of Mar-a-Lago required more than just Top Secret

 clearance in order to be accessed.  Only Men in Black 

are authorized to view them and need to know their

 contents.

"He loved and hated My Precious, as he loved and 

hated himself."

David Brooks has the Third Party Solution

to what ails America.

"General Ripper, I'm beginning to worry

about Jim Jordan."

"Me, too, Group Captain Mandrake. He's no doubt

showing the effect of the fluoridation of the

water supply and the resulting impurities in his

precious bodily fluids."

Go Ahead, Punk, Make My Caturday!

Tales from the Crypto

Alas, we won't always have Paris.

Invader from Mars Speaks Yiddish!