Inasmuch as Alfred Nobel was the inventor of dynamite,

when will those Scandinavians wake up to the realities

of the modern world and establish a Nobel War Prize?

If for no other reason, they should do it to be fair and

balanced: the world can stand only so much peace at

any given time. And besides, a Republican hasn't won

such a prestigious international award since Teddy

Roosevelt. And let's face it: Dick Cheney is running

out of time.