Jared Kushner Nominated for Noble Peas Prize

by Alan Dershowitz

Lindsey Graham Named 'Worst Trump Sycophant of the GOP', 

an Award Second Only to the 'Nobel Prize for Asskissing'

If the Nobel Peace Prize were awarded for presiding 

over an epidemic which has taken the lives of over

210,000 Americans, Trump would win in a walk.

Bad Spellers of the World, UNTIE! #201

Trump Provides Photographic Proof

of His Claim That He Deserved the

Nobel Peace Prize, Rather Than

the Ethiopian Prime Minister

If there were a Nobel Prize for Black Person Defending 

White Supremacists, Kanye West would win it.

If there were a Nobel Paranoia Prize, 

Trump would win two of them.

 As Trump said, "I would get a Nobel Prize 

for a lot of things, including Robotology."

“I would get a Nobel prize for a lot of things, 

if they give it out fairly, which they don’t.”

Trump Sez:  "Sometimes you have to walk, 

and this was just one of those times."

[Cue the Nobel Peace Prize.]

Guess which Abe nominated Trump.

Nancy and Sluggo love to play Endgame, in which

 they wait for Trump to start World War III and win

 the Nobel Peace Prize.

Trump Deserves Nobel, Says South Korean Leader; 

Trump Deserves Sainthood, Says Pope Alexander VI

Norwegian Nobel Committee Became Suspicious

When the Nominator Identified Himself as

'Albert Schweitzer'

"Sweet dreams are made of this

Who am I to disagree?

I travel the world

And the seven seas

Everybody's looking for something."

Local Man in Danger of Being Wrinkled to Death Before

Receiving the Nobel Peace Prize

In memory of his 2009 Nobel Peace Prize, Barack Obama

has been awarded the Nobel War Prize for 2014.

Boy with Pipe Says the Idea of a Nobel Peace Prize Recipient

 Ordering the Bombing of Syria Is an 'Unmanageable Irony'

Lech Walesa Celebrates Solidarity with Ann and Mitt

After Saying Gays Should Sit at the Back of Parliament,

Behind a Wall

So what if Paul Krugman has been awarded

 the John Bates Clark Medal from the American 

Economics Association and the Nobel Memorial

 Prize in Economics.  Joe Scarborough has 

received the 'Friend of the Taxpayer Award' 

from Grover Norquist and the 'Spirit of Enterprise 

Award' from the U. S. Chamber of Commerce.