Friday, January 27, 2012

"According to R. Emmett Tyrrell, Jr., I, Newton
Leroy Gingrich, am (1) a 1960s generation
narcissist, (2) wayward and deviant, (3) a
self-promoter, (4) a tireless hustler,
(5) ostentatiously brainy, (6) a huckster,
(7) a girl-hopper, and (8) conservatism's
Bill Clinton.  Well, at least I'm not a nerd
like Emmett."

4 comments:

montag said...

That is the face of a man who should be selling appliances at Sears. Where did he go so wrong?

Fearguth said...

What a low blow, Montag! ^_^

Bustednuckles said...

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Fearguth said...

Unemployed Maytag Repairman in Duluth!