Does it make nerds immune or does it make you immune

to nerds?  Drink up and find out.

What to Drink While You Wait for

Operation Warp Speed

As a young man in the 1960s, Newton

Leroy Gingrich was a recognized

authority on Nerd Immunity.

"According to R. Emmett Tyrrell, Jr., I, Newton

Leroy Gingrich, am (1) a 1960s generation

narcissist, (2) wayward and deviant, (3) a

self-promoter, (4) a tireless hustler,

(5) ostentatiously brainy, (6) a huckster,

(7) a girl-hopper, and (8) conservatism's

Bill Clinton.  Well, at least I'm not a nerd

like Emmett."

Ex-Propellerheads