Monday, March 12, 2012

On his 65th birthday, Republican presidential frontrunner 
Mitt Romney---worth an estimated $250 million---announced 
that he would not enroll in Medicare. On the same day, 
the residents of the Marianas Trench---living 35,800 feet 
below sea level--voted unanimously to refuse government 
assistance for their volunteer fire department. 

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