Lindsey Graham Sez:  "Entitlement reform is a must 

for us to not become Greece."

Say 'Medicare for All' and Kevin Brady goes full

Curly Stooge and spells 'cat', 'k-i-t-t-y'.

Why be satisfied with only defrauding Medicare when 

you have an opportunity to defraud the entire 

health care system of the United States?

Which is worse: Mitch McConnell promising Susan Collins 

tax cuts won't result in Medicare cuts, or Susan Collins

believing him?

Privatize Medicare! Thin the herd! The old and sick only 

slow us down as we hurtle down the Highway to Hell!

Starving Granny Sez: "I bet you wish you could cut me down

With those Zombie Eyes."

The dog was on the table, but, so far, Social Security

and Medicare were not.

Sign of the Times #28

And the day finally arrived when political propaganda

 appealed directly to voters, not needing to use 

officeseekers as middlemen anymore. 

ZEGS Booed by AARP

How Paul Ryan Will Thin the Herd of 

Starving Grannies After His Plan to

 End Medicare Goes Into Effect

"There's a Mister Jackson here, sir, and he

says he's come to save the Cherokees."

ZEGS* Maniac

*Zombie-Eyed Granny Starver

“This will be the new Medicare,” said the sociopath

 and junior Republican Senator from Kentucky, 

Rand Paul.

Senator DeMint Sez:  “I think if Americans 

actually find out the truth about our plan to

 abolish Medicare in two years, it will be a

 very big positive for Republicans in the fall.”

On his 65th birthday, Republican presidential frontrunner 

Mitt Romney---worth an estimated $250 million---announced 

that he would not enroll in Medicare. On the same day, 

the residents of the Marianas Trench---living 35,800 feet 

below sea level--voted unanimously to refuse government 

assistance for their volunteer fire department. 

"OK, I admit it:  I'm a gerontophile!  Just don't let Rick Perry

take away my Social Security and Medicare!"

If you want to know how government entitlement programs

 have weakened America's moral fiber, you need look no

 further than Marco Rubio. His father, Mario, was a re-

tired bartender, who lived off Social Security and Medicare

until his death in 2010.  His mother, Oria, is a retired hotel

housekeeper, living off Social Security and Medicare.

Marco himself received all his education at taxpayer expense

 from public institutions: South Miami Senior High School,

Santa Fe College, University of Florida, and University of

Miami. And, since 2000, Marco has been living off govern-

ment largesse, first as a representative in the Florida legis-

lature, and now as a U. S. Senator. No wonder, then, that

 Marco Rubio is such an intellectual lazybones and moral sloth.

What Will Replace Medicare If Paul Ryan Has His Way

Paul Ryan Showing How He Plans to Push

Grandma Over a Cliff

Paul Ryan thinks the battle over Medicare

represents a “Churchilian-type of moment

 in history." Shouldn't he have said a

'Rooseveltian-type of moment'?