Tuesday, March 27, 2012

When the facts finally emerged, it was determined that 
Trayvon Martin, while on school suspension and high 
on marijuana, had held up George Zimmerman at gun-
point, stealing his hoodie, his ice tea, and his bag of 
Skittles.  But, in making his getaway, Trayvon tripped 
over his saggy pants and accidentally shot himself 
in self-defense.

2 comments:

marlu said...

Makes about as much sense as the few statements coming out.

Fearguth said...

Oh, it'll become even more absurd as time goes along.