The Twelve Disciples of Trayvon Martin

George Zimmerman Launches GoFuckMe® Campaign

It's not surprising George Zimmerman has insulted

Trayvon Martin's parents.  He insults the entire human

race by simply existing.

Having failed in his attempt to auction off the murder

weapon, George Zimmerman decided to auction off 

himself, the murderer.

George Zimmerman to Auction Off His Gun

If, when they come to trial, James Francis Edwards, Jr., 

Michael Dewayne Jones, and Chancey Allen Luna are

acquitted because they were just 'standing their ground',

then it will be time for some 'Reverse Trayvon' outrage. 

Vitamin B37

One a Day Helps

Keep Justice Away

Warm Scuzzies #384

Ron King

George Zimmerman has gained 105 pounds since he

murdered Trayvon Martin a year ago.  We need to try

 this vigilante before he becomes Rush Limbaugh's

understudy.

George Zimmerman says "it was all God's plan" for him to

murder Trayvon Martin.  Well, at least he didn't say the

Devil made him do it.

Guess who's not smiling today.

Whiteworld #9

Back then, children, Old Whites liked to make fun

 of Dead Blacks.

NRA Now Selling Concealed Handgun Hoodies, 

But Only to Members with a High Skin Albedo

 as Certified by a Pigmentometer

"There’s trouble enough for minority boys and young men 

not to provoke mad responses from paranoid jerk offs, 

like me."

Whilst wearing a hoodie, Geraldo apologized for telling the 

truth about the dangers of minority kids wearing hoodies, 

instead of three-piece suits from Men's Wearhouse,

like the ones Thomas Sowell wears.

When the facts finally emerged, it was determined that 

Trayvon Martin, while on school suspension and high 

on marijuana, had held up George Zimmerman at gun-

point, stealing his hoodie, his ice tea, and his bag of 

Skittles.  But, in making his getaway, Trayvon tripped 

over his saggy pants and accidentally shot himself 

in self-defense.

"We made a mistake.  The photo on the right is not of the 

Michelle Malkin who posted the Twitchy bit of racist art

 on the left.  We apologize to our readers and to whoever

the clown is."

Sign of the Times #21

Straight Outta the Hood

Rick Santorum 'Standing His Ground'

"I'm telling you, half of it is my moustache.  If a cop looks at 

me standing on the corner, the cop will say, 'Well, I'll be 

damned, it's Harry Reems!'"