Andrei Lugovoi claims he has documentary proof James

Bond, disguised as Sean Connery, murdered Alexander 

Litvenenko, disguised as Robert Shaw (who was disguised as

 Red Grant), during the filming of From Russia, with Love, 

and that the tell-tale scene was edited by co-conspirators from 

the British Secret Intelligence Service, Boris Berezovsky, and the

 Russian mafia to make it look like he did it. "I wuz fictitiously 

framed!" he vehemently maintains.

Andrei Lugovoi, the Russian businessman accused of

poisoning Alexander Litvenenko, was arrested

yesterday by the Moscow Fashion Police for wearing "a

suit that brings the entire Motherland into disrepute."