The Trump Family's Most Precious Heirloom

The next time you vacation in Birmingham, England,

don't forget to visit the Feline Historical Museum,

which houses the world's largest collection of 

Halal Kitty antiques.

"Fragile: Handle with Care" is always a good rule

when you are dealing with antiques, like Madonna.

"John says Machiavelli once took a nap on this couch. Can

you believe it? Next thing you know, he'll be dragging it to

the Antiques Road Show for an appraisal!"