CNN had been paying Paris Dennard to defend Trump 

on cable TV, but then his sexual predatorship at Arizona 

State University came to light and Paris's CNN gig 

suffered irreversible loquitur interruptus.

Arizona State University is giving away free business degrees.  

All you have to pay is shipping and handling, which is $90,000.

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