Fearguth's Hall of Wackos #1,006

Jeff Crouere

The average age of a Fox News viewer is about 70.

We all remember going on national television to

complain about being silenced, don't we?

Available on Pay-Per-View and On Demand,

All at the Touch of a Button

It's a Living

But at the moment, he's watching Fox News.

Can't Wait to See the Cat Videos!

Have you ever seen the infomercial for this product 

on late-night cable television?

If you consider yourself an 'influencer',

you might want to add a Chernobyl

visit to your Bucket List.

Let Us Entertain You

Rick Santorum says things like this on cable television

 so we don't have to.

Why is CNN paying Jack Kingston, an ex-congressman

and lobbyist for Squire Patton Boggs, to open his mouth

on cable television?

When he's not surrogatin' for Trump on cable TV, 

Steve Cortes works as a sewer diver on Wall Street.

CNN had been paying Paris Dennard to defend Trump 

on cable TV, but then his sexual predatorship at Arizona 

State University came to light and Paris's CNN gig 

suffered irreversible loquitur interruptus.

Agent for Imposters 'Я' Us Angling for Showtime Series

If Jason Miller's mission in life is to scare people

who watch TV, he has accomplished it.

Eisenhower warned us about the Military-Industrial

Complex.  He didn't warn us about the Political-

Entertainment Complex.

Trump's Ratings Soar on the Potty Mouth Channel

Junior Trump Gives Ted Cruz a Sneak Peek at His

Entry in Food Network's Cookie Wars

"Before taking office, Mr. Trump told top aides

 to think of each presidential day as an episode 

in a television show in which he vanquishes

 rivals."