"Those of you sitting on the right side of the plane can

see that we're now passing over Pinochetland."

Someone has described the late, unlamented Generál Augusto

José Ramón Pinochet Ugarte, as being 'rat-faced'. While true,

it would seem to be most unfair to rats.

,Here we have Augusto Jonah José Ramón Pinochet Ugarte Goldberg making the case why he will be able to bring law and order to Iraq if he's made the new Strong Bad, just like he once did in Lucianne's neighborhood.

"Yes, Virginia, there is a Santa Claus,

and Augusto Pinochet is dead."

Augusto Pinochet, former dictator of Chile, is

celebrating 91 years of proving that the old adage,

'Crime Does Not Pay', is a pious fraud.