Being oblivious was his only hope.

"All to Jesus I surrender;

Now I feel the sacred flame.

Oh, the joy of full salvation!

Glory, glory, to His Name!"

Arturo Pratt got frosted any time he heard
someone say, "He's making an ash of himself."

"Those of you sitting on the right side of the plane can

see that we're now passing over Pinochetland."

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"Whose idea was it to observe 'Young Combatants

Day' anyway?"

Someone has described the late, unlamented Generál Augusto

José Ramón Pinochet Ugarte, as being 'rat-faced'. While true,

it would seem to be most unfair to rats.

Augusto Pinochet, former dictator of Chile, is

celebrating 91 years of proving that the old adage,

'Crime Does Not Pay', is a pious fraud.

The giant armadillo can weigh up to 110 lbs.

If you've ever seen one on the road, you probably

had taken a wrong turn and were driving somewhere

east of the Andes.

Nazis in Chile are on the march toward North America.

Will the U. S. Border Patrol be able to stop them before

they join forces with all the Islamunistofascists living

north of the Rio Grande?

More than 600,000 high school students in

Chile are on strike, demanding more money

for education and a longer school day. Their

American counterparts find this hard to believe.