To Die For:  A Semi-Automatic Battle Rifle 

with Mark McCloskey's Autograph on It

Trump Autographs Proclamation Honoring

Donald Duck on His 85th Birthday

Boob Autographs Boob's Boob

"It's one of the new electronic hybrids:  when you get tired of

signing autographs with it, you can smoke it."

Kylie Minogue is the first female celebrity to market a

self-titled fragrance in an economical half-gallon size.

She says the idea came to her when, while signing

autographs for her fans, her nostrils were filled

with the stench of the Great Unwashed.