Mar-a-Lago Cigarette Girl

America's Mayor™ goes the way of Juul.

Playing with Fire

Some people believe Lucy and Ricky Ricardo

were extraterrestrials.

CIA Says 'Hav-a-Tampa Syndrome' Not Result of Sustained 

Campaign by Hostile Power

What has two butts and kills people?

Smoking Gun Believed to Be a 

Big Tobacco Import

Two-Gun Pete's wife was a heavy smoker.

After watching Marjorie Taylor Greene's press conference,

Matt Gaetz said, “That was so good I almost had to smoke 

a cigarette afterwards.”

Shirley Eaton, the Goldfinger girl,

is 83.

"Why is that skinhead beating that teenager?"

"For possessing cigarettes.  And it's not a

skinhead.  It's a Rancho Cordova cop."

Breaks Old Record Held by Man Who Walked a Mile

for a Camel

Next year, you might consider something a little different

 for Thanksgiving dinner: the Self-Smoking Turkeyfish.

Yet Another Side Effect of Smoking

Texas Tough

Marlboro Man to Join Marijuana Corporation

 Advisory Board

Trump Denies That He Forcibly Kissed a Woman

 and That Smoking Stunts Your Growth

Santa's Brand

It's OK to roll your own, but if you smoke them,

you may lose your citizenship and end up in

prison.

David Brooks Sez: "The election of 2016 has exposed the 

staleness of the Republican and Democratic ideologies, as 

well as the columns I write for the New York Times."