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Top Stories from August 28, 2013

"Fox News Mocks Chelsea Manning with 

Aerosmith Song"

"Thanks, Smilin' Bob"

"All Hail the Gin and Tonic"

"Instagram's Banned Tags:  #She Wants the D

Is OK, but #MILF Isn't?"

"All Hail Hushpuppies"

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Top Stories from April 23, 2013

"What's Better for You:  Running or Walking?"

"A Grand Unified Theory of Mad Men"

"Does Janelle Monáe’s New Song Address 

Her Sexuality?"

"Help!  My Husband Is Scandalized by My 

Post-Breast-Feeding Bust Size"

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Top Stories from January 31, 2013

"Data: a Love Story"

"Could a Bachelor Ever Win the Presidency?"

"Hemingway Probably Didn't Write That 

Famous Six-Word Story"

"A Defense of Anne Hathaway"

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Top Stories from November 4, 2009
"Does the Louis Vuitton Bag Come in Red?"
"How Do I Get the President to Given My Disease
an Awareness Month?"
"Will Joe Lieberman Filibuster Health Care
Reform, or Won't He?"
"Circus People"
"This Bitch Owns Her Own Harley"

Blank Slate #10

Top Stories from October 11, 2009

"How Do Nobel Peace Prize Winners Spend

Their Money?"

"'Barf Blog' and Other Great Websites about E. Coli"

"Joe Biden Says the Darndest Things"

"Was Lindsay Lohan's Ungaro Collection

as Bad as Everyone Said?"

"It's Time to Stop Taking the Peace Prize Seriously"

Blank Slate #9
Top Stories from September 11, 2009
"The Bridge That Could Ruin Germany's Best Wine Region"
"Tips for Great Athletes Who Want to Talk Humbly
about Their Greatness"
"Can the BigBelly Solar-Powered Trash Compactor Save
America from Economic Ruin?"
"New Data Suggests Your Parents Are Probably High
Right Now"
"Help! I'm Hot for My Wife's Sexy Sister"

Blank Slate #8
Top Stories from August 28, 2009
"No You Can't Download That Flash Player Plug-in!"
"The 18 Books You'll Be Reading About This Fall"
"The Modern Man's Guide to Checking Out Girls on the Street"
"Help! My Girlfriend Wore the Same Bra for Two Weeks.
Is That Gross?"

Blank Slate #7

Top Stories from June 12, 2008

"What Summer Vacation?"

"Bill Murray's Pre-Nup"

"What the Heck Is 3G?"

"Werner Herzog's Quest to Make a South Pole Movie

Without Penguins"

"Why Doesn't Mugabe Just Retire?"

"A Defense of Virginity-Restoration Surgery"

Blank Slate #6
Top Stories from May 22, 2008

"Trapped in the Courtroom"

"If You're Dying of Thirst, Should You Drink Your Urine?"

"Why Asymmetrical Architecture Is So Disturbing"

"Finally, Foodies Give Soul Food the Respect It Deserves"

"Gasoline Is Cheap"

Blank Slate #5

Top Stories from December 26, 2007

"There Will Be Oscars"

"A Brief History of the Yule Log"

"Stop Picking on Kwanzaa"

"Why Doesn't Anyone Read Dante's Paradiso?

"Why Giuliani Can Never Get a Cab in New York"

"My Brief Career As a Drag Queen"

Blank Slate #4
Top Stories from December 5, 2007

"Hitchcock's Secret"

"How 'Stairway to Heaven' Ruined Led Zeppelin"

"What Do the Cops Have on Me?"

"Should the Government Pay You to Lose Weight?"

"When Bad Movies Happen to Cute Animals"

"Why the Stink Over Pink"

Blank Slate #3

Top Stories from November 11, 2007
"Chalk Talk: How to Execute a Miracle 15-Lateral Touchdown"
"Can You Judge Wine Better with Your Eyes Closed"?
"Can Beyoncé End the War on Terrorism?"

"My Husband and I Want to Sleep Around. Should We?"

Blank Slate #2

Top Stories for July 12, 2007

"Am I Raising Eco-Snobs?"

"What We Learned at the Bartender Convention"

"Do Kids Need a Summer Vacation?"

"The Case of the Diamond Dildo"

"Anti-Climax"

Blank Slate #1

Top Stories for July 7, 2007

"Green Is the New Yellow"
"Where Does Hamas Get Its Ski Masks?"
"Why the Libby Reprieve Is Bad--for Hillary"
"Would a Pardon Get Scooter His $250K Back?"
"Has Bad-Boy Financier Henry Kravis Gone Soft?"
"Can a Prius Really Go 100 MPH?"