Bob Vander Plaats Sez:  "Yes, as a matter of fact, Santa

did leave a lump of coal in my Christmas stocking.  But,

I hasten to add, it was clean coal."

Tamara Scott believes that same-sex marriage laws would

allow her to marry inanimate objects, like the Eiffel Tower

or Bob Vander Plaats.

Fearguth's Hall of Wackos #268

Bob Vander Plaats