When you see Mary, Joseph, and Little Baby Cheeses, you 

know it's only 259 days until Christmas.

For the Person on Your Christmas List Who Has 

Everything:  Ex-Gay and  Catholic Convert 

Milo Yiannopoulos Reading the Complete Books 

of Psalms and Proverbs on 6 CDs for Only $75

Seasons Greetings from Mother Goose

Seasons Greetings from the Orangery

When the Christmas tree falls, 

it must be the day after Caturday.

Parents Outraged After Bishop Buzzkiller Tells Children 

Santa Claus Doesn't Exist

Ainsley Earhardt Sez:  “It’s a tree that unites us. 

It brings us together.  It’s about the Christmas 

spirit. It is about the holiday season. It’s about 

Jesus. It’s about Hanukkah. It is about everything 

that we stand for as a country.”

At Christmas, Lauren Boebert and her children like to 

re-enact Herod the Great's 'Slaughter of the Innocents'.

 The Family of Kentucky Republican Representative

Thomas Massie Sez: “Santa, please bring more ammo!”

The Unmasking, This Year's Christmas Movie

Here Comes a Santa Shortage,

Right Down Santa Shortage Lane

For the cat-lovers on your Christmas gift list this

year, you might consider a Cat-Licking Brush.

Have you seen Big Bird wearing his 'Ted Cruz 

Impersonating Fidel Castro' shirt?  It'll make a

 great Christmas gift for your five-year old.

Rudy Giuliani's goose is not cooked yet, but it's looking

more and more that it will be just in time for Christmas.

I Was In a Negativity Play As a Kid

On Caturday, we are made to wonder what the 

Christmas Pageant Kitties do for a living in the 

off-season.

Santa brought George Conway a 

thesaurus for Christmas.

Where's My Christmas Tamales?

"Is that the Grinch that stole Christmas?"

"No, that's a really moldy Donald Trump."

Hans Gruber's Parting Words