In the long run, it may prove less dangerous to
find a place to stash Gitmo detainees than it
will defecated newspaper publishers like Brian
Tierney of the Philadelphia Inquirer.

“What I like about John Yoo," writes Philadelphia Inquirer
publisher Brian Tierney, "is he’s a Philadelphian, he went
to Episcopal Academy, where I went to school, and he has a
master's touch with makeup."