Mrs. Potato Head had just begun to put on her face

when the phone rang.

Most people don't know Steve Bannon wears makeup.

'Western Border' is code for 'Drag Liquid Eyeliner'.

As a general rule, he opposed makeup.  But in the case

of Steve Bannon, he made an exception.

Is Trump refusing to wear a mask because it smears

his makeup?

If one were to undertake an archaeological dig 

beneath Kellyanne Conway's eyes, one would 

uncover alternating layers of trash, washed-in 

gravels, and episodes of ash dumping.

Which Shade Is Right for You?

Trump Caved Today Before Ann Coulter

Had Time to Put on Her Makeup

Killer Klown to Skip Visit to Arlington Cemetery on 

Veterans Day, Says Motorcade Would Tie Up Traffic

and Rain Would Make His Greasepaint Run

Adventures in Aestheticism #109

"I've been afraid a lot of times in my life. 

But I didn't know the real meaning of fear

 until I had seen Wayne LaPierre without

 his makeup."

I Am What I Make Up

Trump's White House now has a full-time makeup artist

 on staff.

One day, Trump skimped on his makeup.

French President Spent $31,000 on Makeup in 3 Months

Fearguth's Rules of Order #65

Never tell a zombie she's wearing too much makeup.

"Be honest: under all that makeup, you're really 

Kris Kobach, aren't you?"

"We see the red nose, Congressman Sensenbrenner, but

where's the greasepaint?"

They say it takes one hour and 15 minutes to put on

Melania's makeup and even longer for Donald's.

"Face it, Anderson. Without makeup, you look like

Space Ghost."