One of the advantages of being wealthy is that you can
afford to have more than one middle name. So, for
example, Tucker Swanson McNear Carlson is the
brother of Buckley Swanson Peck Carlson. You'll
notice they share the name 'Swanson'. That's
because they are both heirs to the frozen TV
dinner fortune. Something else they share is a
fondness for scatological invective, such as
calling Bill de Blasio's spokeswoman a "Whiny
little self-righteous bitch" and "LabiaFace."
Another term for this sort of behavior is
'ejaculatory rage'.
