In his titillating discussion of My Son Hunter, Tucker

Carlson neglected to point out that M&Ms melt in

your mouth, not on your wang.

"I'm Mother Tucker and my job is to berate trans kids."

Tucker and Trump,

Plugged and Unplugged

The Bedminster Five:  Marjorie Taylor Greene, Tucker 

Carlson, Donald Trump, Donald Trump, Jr., and

Kimberly Guilfoyle

Trump's Maginot Line

People dying in Ukraine, says Tucker Carlson, "is not more 

significant to me than what gas costs."

Bristle Worm with Tucker Carlson's Teeth

Tucker Carlson Sez:  “They're numbed by the endless 

psychotropic drugs that are handed out at every school 

in the country by crackpots posing as counselors."

 

Tucker Carlson Vs. Reefer Madness

Political Xianity and the Coming 

of the Fascochrist

Zucker Carlson

Adventures in Aestheticism #263

Tucker Carlson Calls Dan Crenshaw (R-TX) ‘Eye-Patch McCain’

Tucker Carlson Suffers Sudden-Onset Dum Dums

Why does the 180-page manifesto of 'mentally-ill teenager' 

Payton Gendron sound so much like a Tucker Carlson

 disquisition on White Replacement Theory?

Tucker Carlson, the Lord Haw-Haw of the

Twenty-First Century

In less than a week, Tucker Carlson will celebrate

(or perhaps grieve) his 53rd birthday.  It's probably

just a coincidence that he's been fretting a lot

lately about the 'masculinity crisis'.

Tucker Carlson Sees Woman Giving Him the Finger, 

Says, "Wow!  Let's Turn That Off"

Big and Hearty Slices of Moist, Tender All-White Tucker

Said the Whiteworld Host:  “They’re coming for you: 

the Blacks are coming for you, the Mexicans are coming 

for you.”